Tuesday, February 24, 2009 •
& spongebob is cute 6:11 PM
Yo people, 'sup!
Haha, I forgot to post something quite funny. It was supposed to be published last Monday-'cos that's how old the incident is.
One fine Monday morning,...Wait! It can't be a fine morning! 'Cos I was running freaking late for my school! Shit! So I decided to hurry up &ended up alighting at the first Tampines bus stop. But I was/am not very sure about which buses to take from there in order to reach DSS. I waited &waited. My beloved saviour, 28 had not arrived. Instead, a lot other bus services arrived. So, I just started scanning the arriving buses for clues of Dunmanites, so that I can follow them &end up in DSS. Soon after(28 still had not arrived), 59 arrived. I found 2 DUNMANITES in it! Wooohooo! So I kena follow them &boarded that bus larh. The bus went through a very...unfamiliar place. So I just kept a very tight watch on the 2 Dunmanites, checking when the hell they were alighting. I kept on anxiously glancing my watch.
Suddenly, the 2 Dunmanites alighted at this particular &unfamiliar stop. So I also alighted, following them. Then the 2 of them started walking &walking. &sped off. T.T So I dedcided to head to the bus stop. &to my pleasure, there was a 29!!! Woooohooo! Yeah, baby! When I boarded the bus, the driver asked me where I was going to. But I didn't reply, as he said it in an angry tone &I thought he was angry at me. Then he started going through this unfamiliar place. So I politely asked the driver if he had crossed DSS already. &he went, "Ya larh, that's why I ask you where you going!"
&I was like, SHIT!
I simply alighted at the next stop. Shit, not much time is left! I just decide to run back to the previous stop where I boarded the 29. But it was too far! Shit! I had to do a lot of jay walking. &I nearly had 2 accidents. Wow. I decided to pay through my nose &take a taxi. No choice marh! I finally got a taxi &boarded it. I told the uncle, "Dunman Sec, please"
He was like, "Ya, where is that?"
Me: Tampines larh.
Driver: Ya larh, but where? Which street?
Me: Ummmm... Not sure lerh!
Driver: Nevermind. Got what school around?
Me: Not sure larh, but got one school, arhh. Donnoe the name, but the uniform is blue colour.
Driver: NEVERMIND! Ohhh...Is it the one at street 45?
Me: May be?
Driver: Ya, it's that one.
So he drove to Street 45. Then he drove pass Tampines Junior College aka. TPJC. &I went, "Oh ya horh! My school is around here! I can guide you now."
Driver: No need. Uncle know where Dunman is.
So he drove to there. The fee was about $8+. But the uncle was sweet to reduce it to $5! So sweet. Arrigatou Gozaimasu. I wasn't really late. But still late.
&today i killed a honnet by stepping on it! JingWei told me that I die. Why? because the honnet will let go of a certain substance(if it is murdered) that attracts other honnets who will detect the murderer via his/her smell. &sting him/her larh! Die liao!
Jia Youus to 1bee choir members for the audition! Hope you get through it &there is no more auditions!
Sunday, February 22, 2009 •
& spongebob is cute 6:51 PM
Enjoyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
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& spongebob is cute 5:19 PM
Hey people!!! Yesterday was the annual Care &Share Day @Dunman. It's a lot like CKPS's annual Entrepreneurship Day. Except that non-Dunmanites were heartily welcomed to Care &Share Day unlike Entrepreneurship Day. I feel that 1B's Jousting was a sort of failure. &I really, truly, seriously blame MYSELF. Had it not been me, then this idea would have never evolved. So wouldn't the failure. Actually, the idea of the jousting came from last year's Entrepreneurship Day. 6A '08 had a game empire. Of these, there was a game called "Gladiators". It is exactly the same as 1B's Jousting except for it was a hit. Well, things are different at Secondary school. In CKPS, there was like a whole set of people who queued up for the game. The coupon box was like over flowing with coupons. &so I thought that the same thing would happen at Secondary school. But it is different. I should have paid heed when some seniors of our twining class mentioned that why would people pay for whacking themselves. Sigh.... Too late.Most of the coupons were actually a form of charity. Some of our classmates used their coupons to play. Ohhhh... How sweet... Arrigatou Gozaimasu...I'd like to thank the whole of 1Bee including Miss Teong for their support to this flop(Yup, I finally mustered the courage to type that word). OK, enough of lamenting. Back to the normal me. Yay! The Teacher's Concert was freaking funny, man! I mean, can you
imagine that the discipline masters of a school making a fool of themselves?! Well, we didn't have to imagine that, 'cos we saw it for real! Mr Bernard was Bomb-eye. Name sounds familiar? Well, it's actually Bombay. Yeah, the same place where there was a terrorist attack on 26 November 2008. Yeah, yeah, whatever. So, Mr Bernard was wearing a saree &dressed like an Indian woman with long hair. Funny? Uh-huh. &he was behaving like a woman too. Ya larh, you can say he was a gay that time. Plus, Mr Bernard did a wacky dance pose when asked to show his talent. I immediately realised that he was going to do a Bollywood dance item. Zakirah was next to me. I told her, "Sekali Mr Bernard dance to a ShahRukh Khan song! Hahaha!" But Mr Bernard did dance to a ShahRukh Khan song! OMG! It is quite an old song from DilwaleDulhaniya Le Jayenge. Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam. I was like OMG!!Mr Bernard did loads of funny steps. The funniest of all when he dragged Mr Teo &dancing around him like he was flirting with Mr Teo. LOL!!! Plus, the Malay discipline master came up as a Hungarian fencing chap! She started blabbering in Hungarian language too. LOL
Saturday, February 14, 2009 •
& spongebob is cute 11:05 AM
Hey lovers!Great day for lovers yesterday, eh? Valentine's Day. Except that I have no valentine. I don't intend to have one either. Especially after what MC said last year about BGR. Haha.Just came back from Tampines Regional Library. Was there to do CME project. Yes, I know that the deadline is over. But I had sent it to Miss Teong via email as attachment. But Miss Teong could not open it. So I had to hand it in through my thumb drive. On Monday. Since we are given extra time, we might as well as make it better, right? So that is exactly what my group &I did. Yeah, so now its done. Cool.About the individual project, I realised something quite...no, very funny. These days I have been posting about Michael the arrogant right? Yeah, so I realised that one of my project's pictures had Michael's big BUTT's picture. Oh fish. It had ended up with Miss Teong now. I don't think that she will notice that, but still...Oh, Nevermind! Shall I show that snap shot? Nah, may be next time. Laziness.Whatever. So, did you see the youtube video about ShahRukh's latest movie's song? Well, it has a lot of...Oh well, you see it for yourself! Seen?I had no idea about the content of this song at first. But I had heard the audio...It was nice. So one fine day, I switched on my comp. and decided to go to youtube &check out this song. Before that, I got my ShahRukh-crazy bro to watch the video. FYI, he is 4 &does not really speak. He speaks... so-so lar...So there sat me &my bro watching that video. I was cool with it. Well not exactly. ShahRukh is my hubby. Just had no care larh. But my bro was like, "Ooooh! Shahlu Khan! & the other girl!!"Ok, that was funny. Gotta go! Bye Amigos!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 •
& spongebob is cute 8:43 PM
OMGGGGG!!!! He is so cute! Such a hunk, cutieee!!! So hottt!!!Was randomly looking for pictures in photobucket.com when I saw this cute shot!!!I am still screaming my head off!!
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& spongebob is cute 7:53 PM
Hi Amigos!!! =DWell, I just finished bathing. I came back from school at about 7.30 p.m. Not so long ago eh? So, what exactly was I doing at school? Studying? CCAs? Or better yet, detention? NAAAHHHH!!!Just came back from an excursion at the Singapore Science Centre. 8 people from each Sec. 1 class went there to watch the OmneMax Show. The Alps. Quite interesting. I would recommend this movie to you if you are interested in Geography like me, or are interested in the Swiss tourism. It's...not really a long story how I was one of the 8 people who ended up there. About a week or 2 ago, during Geo classes, Mrs Ng(My Geo teacher, she rocks) asked who wanted to go to the Science Centre to watch the show. A lot of people raised up their hands, obviously. So she concluded that the top 8 of the previous test would be the lucky ones. MinQi &I became elated as we both got 10/11! So far, we had not seen anyone who had gotten full marks. So we were pretty much sure that we would be selected. And we did get selected! But in the end MinQi could not make it because of her tuition :( So Lorraine Ong took over her place. I got my dad to sign the consent form. But before even signing the form, he asked, "Is it free?" Aiyo!!! Typical miser dad. But he was glad to know that it cost $0.00!!! So cool, horh?! DSS lerh! Autonomous since 2001!!! JKJK!!! I soooo don't want to be like that Michael aka. Michelle! LOL. On the way to the Science Centre, all of us-in the bus in which I was travelling- brandished our phones. We killed the time by bluetooth-ing here and there. Bleutooth-ing songs, pictures. You get the list, don't you?Today, again Michael the arrogant strikes!! This time, I could not resist! I did not bottle up my feelings any more, after all, I'm quite a frank &out spoken person. That Michael kept on saying during Science,"You have no brains!" "You have no brains!" Hello? Everyone has a brain! The question is how much you use it! So much for being a good speaker! So I just blurted out my thoughts &joined hands with JingWei. We criticised him a lot. Do you think he kept mum? We called him a big fish, source of contamination &practically everything that we thought about him. Did he feel guilty? Not at all! He just kept on saying, "You have no brains!" Hopeless!!!Before Science, we had Geo classes. We were split into groups of 7. Michael the fatso, wanted to join our group. But Sathiss, I &everyone else in our group detested that. But he simply would not take no for an answer! OMG, so rude!!! He said, "It is saya who chooses the group. &saya choose this group!" I was like, "I shall do the honour by asking Mrs Ng all about the saya group thing!"I requested Mrs Ng to get rid of that eclipse from our group, but she simply said we must put up with him. No matter how arrogant or irritating he is. Argggh. I simply told him to shut his mouth if he wants to be arrogant or talk crap. He did not talk. Nor did he contribute anything to the group! Noob. At the end of the lesson, Mrs Ng said, "I hope you have enjoyed your group activity."But that Michael said, "No, it was so boring!" So RUDE! By then Michael had shifted back to his place. So I turned back &told Sathiss that Michael did not enjoy the lesson since he did not get a chance to boast or talk. Haha, Sathiss &Jonathan Chong agreed. Gotta go, Amigos! See ya soon!!! ;D
Monday, February 9, 2009 •
& spongebob is cute 8:57 PM
Ok, enough of being serious, regretful or cheated. Now its back to the usual me!! Cheeky, bubbly and happy go lucky.
Today I was-not just today, but other days too- so goddamned pissed by that ****ing Michael Khoo. Wife of Adam Khoo. LOL. He is freaking arrogant! Here goes on of our conversation. It was on the day we were assigned what our CCAs would be. Mines was stage arts drama. This conversation took place when everyone left. Only Michael &I were left in the class. Here goes:
Michael: So, Bidisha, you got into stage arts drama?
Me: Yeah, I like talking.
Michael: But I'm a better speaker than you, you know!
Me: I used to get quite pleasing marks for oral when I was in my primary school.
Michael: How much would that be? 20 to 26? LAMEEE!
Me:
Michael: Everytime, when my teacher asks, "Class do you know who got the highest marks for oral?" my classmates will be like, "MICHAEL!!!". I will always get almost full marks. You lerh? Nothing!
Me: everytime for oral.[I so didn't want to say that! I don't want to stoop to his level of arrogance]>
Michael: So, how's your mother tongue?
Me: I suck! I suck, I suck in mother tongue!
Michael: AIYOOOO! How will you cope with your grades!!!!
My personal opinions &thoughts
Well, this conversation confirmed the rumours about Michael being arrogant. He should come down to Earth. Unless I am mistaken, no one is his friend. Mainly because of his arrogance. Hello? Buck up. There is so much more to this stuck up Michael. May be some other time? Can't speak about a fatso so much.
Another thing I am irritated by is(not so much arh) Nazlah. I found her quite annoying when she was blocking my way to catch Syazana, who snatched my mobile and threatened to delete some priceless pictures. Nobody asked Nazlah to do so. So why exactly did she block me for. She nearly punched me with her burly fists when I threatened to bite!! How annoying. But I am getting over it.
Another incident about Nazlah occurred last week, Tuesday, during PE. We were running for the NAPFA 2.4km run. Nazlah was not even running. I was running. But slow larh as usual. Nazlah was far behind me when she asked me to stop and wait for her. I decided to wait for her. But instead of even brisk walking, she took her own sweet time to reach to me. After a while, I simply gestured her to run to catch up. I so could not wait any longer! Moreover, our running was being timed!! Why should I sacrifice that?
That's all for now folks! See ya soon!
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& spongebob is cute 8:39 PM
Hey Guys!!!I really waiting for this goddamed laptop to get over the not responding Windows Movie Maker. So I decided to post something instead! Yeah, me &my group are doing a mini movie for the CME project!! OMG, it due this Friday! How pathetic can this get? There is another project that is pending also due on this Friday. Today, I(I think YuKee also) felt vey betrayed. Very betrayed. For the past six years(2003-2008) in CKPS, our English teachers taught us something wrong which caused me(&may be YuKee too) to be seriously embarassed. The following English Compre question are for ex-Changkateers:Which sentence tells you that....?What would your answer be? Will it be...It is "blah blah blah."Well, you are totally wrong. Shocked? Does it feel like the ground below you gave way and now you are on your knees? Well, that is precisely how I felt when my answer for that kind of question was wrong. Totally, devastatingly, horribly wrong.I was like, How could it be?But Jervis, and some of my surrounding classmates told me that it is wrong. Very wrong. The real answer is....It is"blah blah blah.".
You must put another full stop to signify the end of the first/main sentance! Oh well, better late than never. Thank God, that i have found out &rectified the mistake. A major mistake. If there is a justification for this, then approach me. You can call or email me. I am open to reasonable justifiacations.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009 •
& spongebob is cute 5:14 PM
Hey amigos!!!Forgot to say one thing last post! Happy MOO MOO Year!!! If you are a serious noob &don't understand this, then it means Happy Chinese New Year/CNY/ Lunar New Year!!!! 15 days of fun for those in China or Taiwan!! SO GOOD! If only Singapore gave us 15 days of school holidays! T.TI am starting to think that the History teacher is dominating. And wants to be over modern. She recently dyed her hair. Guess the colour of her hair! PURPLEEE!Eeeeeeeeek!! So gross! Nevermind, she thinks she looks pretty. But most of my class thinks she is not. Haha.
Today was probably the worst PE lesson of my life!!! You know our school, Dunman, is so huge! Our PE teacher made us run a whole round around the school!! Aiiyo! Then, after all that running, we started playing badminton immediately-without any breaks!!! How pathetic sia! By the end of the lesson, I was like soaking wet matun, I was drenched in my stinking sweat!!!! Ewwwww! My shirt was wet. And then, I was like freaking tired man. After PE was recess. After which, it was Science by Mdm Salha. Usually my class is very chirpy every time. But because everyone was damn tired from the PE lesson, we could not bother to be chirpy. I had only enough energy to pay attention to everything except for the part, "How to use a Vernier Caliper?" And shit! I have a upcoming Science test...TILL VERNIER CALIPERS!!!!!!!! Shit!!!
Gotta study that now/quickly!!! Or else-die!!
Sunday, February 1, 2009 •
& spongebob is cute 6:47 PM
Hey people!!!
Ok, so I won't go into details about my trip to India. Because, it was about a month ago!! I have short-term memory loss, so don't expect me to go into details. I just remember a few SERIOUSLY important stuff. Like I openly declared that I am ShahRukh Khan's second WIFE &my favourite cousin declared that she is Shahid Kapoor's WIFE. Shahid Kapoor is some gay flop Hindi actor. His lips are as huge as sausage buns(Sorry Nicholas V.,your title is lost)!!! I don't see what she(Barsha) sees in him. May be because he is still a bachelor? LOL. &Since ShahRukh is ALREADY married, I am his second wifey!! Well, he does have the rights to marry FOUR TIMES. LOL!!
Well, just for your information, I got into Dunman Secondary School. Stupid? Autonomous since 2001 lerh! The school is quite cool. But I am always late/last few to enter the school. Mainly because I dilly dally at home while getting ready. Serves me right? Lucky for me, no detention yet!! But some noob called Nishanth(in my class) got detention because he was HALF AN HOUR LATE!!!! Eh, come on be reasonable. The poor chap lives in Khatib!! And he was so unfortunate that day, that he missed the bus &had to wait for a long time before the next one drove along.
I made a quite a lot of new friends! Now my class knows how talkative I can get. My teacher(Ms Teong-she's cool) came up to me 5 times (or more) during assembly to ask me to shut my big mouth. Of course she did it in a polite way. Also, during the Home Economy cultural fusion presentation, I was the one who did the most of the talking(&probably the loudest). Same old me. But I don't call myself evil or devil the way I did last year. I want to be...er......angelic?!
As for my CCAs, I chose DANCE as my second CCA. Now I am in SYF!!! First time!! Haha. The main CCA results are not out yet. But our school went on the preference system of choosing. Pretty much the same as the S1 posting system thiggi.
Preferences:
1) Stage Arts
reason: I can do a lot of talking.
2) Res Cross
reason: Mainly because my best friend(Goh MinQi) wants to get in Red Cross. Also the uniform is pretty. Plus, I can get more points
3) NPCC
reason: The uniform is pretty. And there is adventure.
4) Library
reason: I loved doing library works in Changkat!!!
5) Netball
reason: I can grow taller!!!
Stupid reasons? Whatever.
There is this boy(Sathiss)...Not BGR larh, you dirty minded sicko! He is like...Not handsome larh, you dirty minded sicko! He is like KARTHI!!!! He is quite a Maths whizz. Fat, Tamil(I'm NOT a racist), Gay. Haha! Yesterday, Andrew Kun &I were MSNing. I told him about Sathiss. He suggested that Sathiss is Karthi's GRANDSON!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Well, gotta go. Bye &see ya!
