Tuesday, February 24, 2009 •
& spongebob is cute 6:11 PM
Yo people, 'sup!
Haha, I forgot to post something quite funny. It was supposed to be published last Monday-'cos that's how old the incident is.
One fine Monday morning,...Wait! It can't be a fine morning! 'Cos I was running freaking late for my school! Shit! So I decided to hurry up &ended up alighting at the first Tampines bus stop. But I was/am not very sure about which buses to take from there in order to reach DSS. I waited &waited. My beloved saviour, 28 had not arrived. Instead, a lot other bus services arrived. So, I just started scanning the arriving buses for clues of Dunmanites, so that I can follow them &end up in DSS. Soon after(28 still had not arrived), 59 arrived. I found 2 DUNMANITES in it! Wooohooo! So I kena follow them &boarded that bus larh. The bus went through a very...unfamiliar place. So I just kept a very tight watch on the 2 Dunmanites, checking when the hell they were alighting. I kept on anxiously glancing my watch.
Suddenly, the 2 Dunmanites alighted at this particular &unfamiliar stop. So I also alighted, following them. Then the 2 of them started walking &walking. &sped off. T.T So I dedcided to head to the bus stop. &to my pleasure, there was a 29!!! Woooohooo! Yeah, baby! When I boarded the bus, the driver asked me where I was going to. But I didn't reply, as he said it in an angry tone &I thought he was angry at me. Then he started going through this unfamiliar place. So I politely asked the driver if he had crossed DSS already. &he went, "Ya larh, that's why I ask you where you going!"
&I was like, SHIT!
I simply alighted at the next stop. Shit, not much time is left! I just decide to run back to the previous stop where I boarded the 29. But it was too far! Shit! I had to do a lot of jay walking. &I nearly had 2 accidents. Wow. I decided to pay through my nose &take a taxi. No choice marh! I finally got a taxi &boarded it. I told the uncle, "Dunman Sec, please"
He was like, "Ya, where is that?"
Me: Tampines larh.
Driver: Ya larh, but where? Which street?
Me: Ummmm... Not sure lerh!
Driver: Nevermind. Got what school around?
Me: Not sure larh, but got one school, arhh. Donnoe the name, but the uniform is blue colour.
Driver: NEVERMIND! Ohhh...Is it the one at street 45?
Me: May be?
Driver: Ya, it's that one.
So he drove to Street 45. Then he drove pass Tampines Junior College aka. TPJC. &I went, "Oh ya horh! My school is around here! I can guide you now."
Driver: No need. Uncle know where Dunman is.
So he drove to there. The fee was about $8+. But the uncle was sweet to reduce it to $5! So sweet. Arrigatou Gozaimasu. I wasn't really late. But still late.
&today i killed a honnet by stepping on it! JingWei told me that I die. Why? because the honnet will let go of a certain substance(if it is murdered) that attracts other honnets who will detect the murderer via his/her smell. &sting him/her larh! Die liao!
Jia Youus to 1bee choir members for the audition! Hope you get through it &there is no more auditions!
